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As reported by Phinius Flog
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"Could you slip out the back and get me a
couple of pain-killers ... my haemorroids are killing me!"
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"John ...smile for the cameras ... then discretely
zip up your fly ..."
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Peter Costello: "Look ... here is the paper John signed which clearly states that I will be the very next Prime Minister ... here look for yourself ..." |
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| "I'm telling you Peter this is the very last time I do up your shoelaces!" | "You are really starting to piss me off Peter ... Start wearing slip ons!" |
| It is with the greatest of sorrow that we need to report that our parlimentary reporter meet an unfortunate and untimely end today. We are of the assumption it may have been something he ate. All attempts of retrieving the body have been fraught with danger, as apparently the body is in transit to Iraq. |
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